Top 5 Favorite Songs by The Doors!

Musician Ray Manzarek passed away yesterday. He is known for his work with the band The Doors as their keyboardist. Ray was pretty cool and pretty talented, often playing two different instruments  one with each hand, at the same time, one playing the base line and one playing the melody. He also was a cinematography student at UCLA, which is actually where he met Jim Morrison, the troubled lead singer from the Doors. The two met on Venice Beach one day, got to talking, and the rest, as they say, is history. He died of bile duct cancer at the age of 74.

In honor of Ray Manzarek, here are my top 5 favorite Doors songs:

5. Land Ho! – I have always loved this fun song. I think it makes the list because of it’s fun and playful nature. The Doors were a band that were often dark and brooding and not so ‘fun’. At least that was their persona…But there have a number of songs that were fun and silly. This one is about a sailor who just keeps traveling and sees a bunch of things on his travels…When they spot land, the mood changes! There is one point where he talks about just getting a dollar so he can buy a bottle (of Rum i guess) to drink his fill. He is just so excited to find a woman and make his trip worth it. Again, it is just a fun song I have always loved.

4. Touch Me – This is probably the Doors best ‘love’ song. At least that’s what most people perceive  The original title was “Hit Me”, written by the Doors guitarist Robbie Krieger after all the fights he used to have with his girlfriend. Lead singer Morrison insisted on changing it into Touch Me though to make it more of a love song. Many people back in the 60′s felt this was the band selling out though. They were talking about loving someone forever and were using horns and saxaphones in their songs now? Where was the band that was psychedelic and rocking? Where was the band calling people to arms in songs like 5 to 1? What about that sex crazed man from Backdoor Man?! Regardless of all of that, this still stands as a really good song, even though it is a much lighter brand of music from this band.

3.  The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat) – This song gets on the list for pretty much one reason: It was the very FIRST song I ever heard from this band. It is all spoken word, a piece of poetry put to music. I first heard it in a car with a friend’s older brother driving us. The sound was so different from The Rolling Stones, Billy Joel, Johnny Cash or Bruce Springsteen. This was just raw sounding…I had to have more.

“Texas Radio” refers to high power Mexican radio stations that blasted into Texas in the 1950s. Not restricted by American regulations these stations, whose call letters started with X, could have up to 150,000 watts. Jim Morrison and Ray Manzarek both would listen to these and one show in particular, that of Wolfman Jack. This song certainly does have the big beat, as well as some other cool tidbits, one being: The phrase “Stoned Immaculate” came from a lyric in this song: “Out here we is stoned immaculate.” That phrase became the title for a 2000 Doors tribute album featuring the surviving members as well as Aerosmith, The Cult, Chrissie Hynde, and others.

2. Peace Frog – A real funky song, one that is talking about blood in the streets all across the US. From Chicago to the palm trees of Venice, there is blood everywhere! Of course, it is set to a beat that makes you want to get up and dance. But what the hell does all that mean? Well, the reality is a little gross I guess: The lyrics were based on two of Jim Morrison’s poems, one called “Abortion Stories,” which is where the bloody images came from. The other poem provided the lyrics about the Indians and refer to an auto accident involving a group of Indians that Morrison’s family came across on the highway. Morrison, who was a child at the time, felt that the ghosts of the Indians took up residence in his soul. This is why he was often referred to as a “Shaman”.

The part of New Haven is just as interesting. The lyric “Blood in the streets of the town of New Haven” refers to Morrison’s arrest in New Haven in 1967. From the stage, the enraged singer explained that he was with a girl before the show, and, “We started talking and we wanted some privacy and so went into this little show room. We weren’t doing anything. You know, just standing there talking, and then this little man in a little blue suit and a little blue cap came in there. He said ‘Whatcha doin’ there?’ ‘Nothin’.’ But he didn’t go away, he stood there and then he reached round behind him and brought out this little black can of something. It looked like shaving cream. And then he sprayed it in my eyes. I was blinded for about 30 minutes.”

At this point, 3 police officers came onstage and arrested Morrison for breach of the peace, giving an indecent and immoral exhibition and resisting arrest. He managed to strike a crucifixion pose before he was taken away, and some audience members fought with cops. The clip below, at the 2:17 mark, there is a quick shot of the New Haven scene where the cops take away the microphone.

How awesome were concerts in the 1960′s?! Check out the video for the song but also for some of the crazy antics on stage! People think Cochella is cool? I think the 1960′s were cool.

1. LA Woman – Is this a cop out taking this song number one? I don’t think so…especially since I now live in LA! I even visit Venice Beach quite frequently and walk the same streets this band did. This song might be the perfect song for LA. LA’s theme wouldn’t be some in your face rap song like California Love (although it is an awesome song) or Straight out of Compton…It would be far more relaxed along the lines of this song. This is a city of night, but it has a ‘cool’ factor that is hard to describe. It is laid back, slow, and good looking. This song runs the spectrum from first arriving to the big city to changing from “glad to sadness”. If you have never driven down a beach side road with this song blaring and your windows down, you simply haven’t done LA right yet. Don’t believe me? Keyboardist Ray Manzarek explained the song’s meaning to Uncut magazine September 2011: “A song about driving madly down the LA freeway – either heading into LA or going out on the 405 up to San Francisco. You’re a beatnik on the road, like Kerouac and Neal Cassady, barreling down the freeway as fast as you can go.” But there is also a lot to this song as well. Check this:

“Mr. Mojo Risin’” is an anagram for “Jim Morrison.” He repeats the phrase at the end of the song faster and faster to simulate orgasm. Early blues musicians often referred to their “Mojo,” like in the Muddy Waters’ song “I Got My Mojo Workin’.” A mojo is a voodoo charm, usually a bag filled with various plants and items. Different plants would be used for different purposes. If the bag were red, it would be a mojo for love and you would have to put a personal item, such as hair or bit of clothing in order for the mojo to work. If the mojo were made out of a black bag it would be for death. Many white listeners, including Jim Morrison, thought mojo meant sexual energy, and that is how it’s usually interpreted today, in part due to Austin Powers movies.

This song was also recorded live in the studio with no overdubs. The craziest part about it? Morrison recorded his vocals in the studio bathroom to get a fuller sound. He spent a lot of time in there anyway because of all the beer he drank during the sessions. So, as he is sitting there singing about taking downers an hour ago and looking for the little girls in the Hollywood Bungalows, just know he is sitting on the can singing…

Jim Morrison would end up dying before this song and album were released in France. The three remaining members would go on to release Jim’s recorded poetry over music with songs like “Ghost Song”. Now, there are only two remaining members of the Doors alive.

The Doors, to me, are a band that you have to hear at the right moment in your life. For me, it was in that shitty grey car that was my friend’s brothers. It was on a CD that Texas Radio was playing, sandwiched between Moondance by Van Morrison and Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley. But unlike those other songs, Texas Radio struck me musically like an NFL linebacker. It was so different, so in your face. I immediately had to BUY THE CD (before Napster even existed) and played the double album greatest hits over and over. Did I understand everything they were saying or the concepts being conveyed? Certainly not. But did I know that I was on to something good? Something ‘door’ opening? Absolutely. Are the Doors the best band ever? Probably not…but they do kick some major ass. RIP Ray Manzarek!

Taken down at Venice Beach.

Taken down at Venice Beach.

The Ballad of Russell & Julie!

The Ballad of Russell & Julie – performed by John Barrowman, David Tennant and Catherine Tate as part of the RTD era wrap party video.

This is so good. It is a little repetitive in nature, but so good to see these three SING the story of the two writers who brought back Doctor Who in 2005. They end up thanking the two at two at the end, mentioning how Moffat takes over and those three will no longer be a part of the show. How fun and sad! What a cool wrap party that must have been!

Fantasy Baseball: MLB Nerd Maker!

Today, we get an article from friend of the site Sam Mark. It combines two of this sites favorite things, Sports (and in particular, baseball) and nerdism. Please enjoy Sam’s words:

Let’s get something established here.

My first indoctrination to baseball was piggybacking on my father’s shoulders as the Minnesota Twins World Series parade celebrated in downtown Minneapolis in 1989.  I, of course, only know this because of shotty video recordings of me.
Then, came T-Ball, where my highlights included me running into the outfield to avoid being tagged out at 2nd base (I got out).
Later, I went to my first Twins game, where one of the players threw me a ball, to only have it ripped out of my hands by a no good selfish friend.  I would end up being his best man at his wedding.
Lastly, I played a year of baseball in 4th grade, where I was beamed by the 2nd fastest pitcher in the league, cried all the way to 1st base, and solidified my black sheepness on the “All-Star” team I was placed on.
What I’m getting at, is I had no reason to enjoy baseball growing up.  Sure, the Twins won two World Series’ during my life, but the ninja turtles were just far more interesting (and forgiving) than baseball.
Baseball grew a little more interesting, when girls I knew enjoyed baseball.  But, let’s face it, it wasn’tbaseball’s bases I was attracted to…
Frankly, baseball was boring.
Fast forward to 3 years ago.  A friend of mine sends me an e-mail to join his Fantasy Baseball league.  I scoffed.  I was a die hard Fantasy Football guru and anything BUT was a waste of my time.  But, the friend was in a pinch and needed people.  I joined and named my team, “The Hot Ice,” after my favorite baseball movie: Rookie of the Year. (It’s the best of both worlds.)
Researching for my first draft, I only had one thought: “Fuck, there are a lot of players in baseball.”
What did I just get myself into?  Sure, the league was free, but to filter through both the NL AND the AL?  I didn’t even know what an walk-off homerun was (true story… at that time)!
I went through multiple mock drafts, basically going through the motions… until the actual draft happened.  I can’t speak for everyone, but I would rank “drafting a fantasy team” up next to vacationing in the tropics or sex.  It is a euphoric, adrenaline pumping, exciting experience that when it’s over… you are in withdrawal and a little sweaty.
I had my team picked and I was ready to win it all.  I’m a competitive person.
However, there was still that underlying truth that I had no idea what I was doing.  When my team suffered, I wanted to drop and trade everyone at the drop of a hat. When my team did well, my ego was the biggest it’s ever been.
Now, I’m about to get to my point and it’s a little cheesy, but if you weren’t interested, you would have stopped reading by the time I mentioned baseball being boring.
Honestly, baseball is still a little boring.  But, I found myself SO fascinated with details like a batters OBP or a WHIP based on home or away games… I found out I was becoming a nerd.  A fantasy baseball nerd.
 
This was enough to inspire something within me that was so lost when I was growing up.  I was discussing strategies and player potential with people I had otherwise considered strangers.  I grew more connected with friends and new friends.
All from fantasy baseball.
Sure, baseball most likely instills this in the biggest fans, but for something to inspire someone so uninterested in baseball is a powerful medium.  You could even say it’s a spiritual ritual.
OK, maybe not, but as a Twins fan, what else could possibly make me want to root for the White Sox?
 Check out this awesome ESPN 30 for 30 about the creation of fantasy sports. It is called “Silly Little Game”
Sam Mark is a comedian, improviser, and all-around decent guy who’s trying to be better at being on time for things.

5 Reasons It’s Hard Being a Fan of the Minnesota Twins!

This guy, Chris Shad, nails it. It is hard being a fan of this team. But, like my father reminds me, as hard as it is to be a fan of the Twins, at least we aren’t fans of the Cubs..

Article by Chris Shad:

The Minnesota Twins have a loyal fan base. As one of Major League Baseball’s small-market franchises, they’ve done everything imaginable to ensure they have a competitive team.

Five division championships in the past 11 seasons doesn’t do anything to hurt that reputation, and for fans of other small-market teams, the Twins are the model of what their favorite team could become.

But wanting to become a Twins fan is a case of being careful what you wish for.

While the success of the 2000s and two World Series championships look nice, there are several reasons why a level of tolerance that needs to be reached in order to cheer for MLB’s little engine that could.

 

1. The recent run of success has given several Twins fans a sense of entitlement.

Prior to the 2001 season, the Twins hadn’t seen much success as a franchise. They had won two World Series championships, but, as a 14-year-old at the time, I had become accustomed to 90-loss seasons and high draft picks such as B.J. Garbe and Adam Johnsonthat had never worked out.

Then came the renaissance for the franchise, as they scorched out of the gates with a 15-3 record in 2001. Even the national media was paying attention as outfielder Matt Lawton was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

The Twins were back … and so was everybody else.

Twins hats popped up everywhere, and people who hadn’t watched a game since the Twins defeated the Atlanta Braves in the 1991 World Series started dusting off their Kirby Puckett jerseys and marching to the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome to see what all the fuss was about.

It would be a decade-long stretch for the Twins that goes down as the most successful in franchise history, as they won five division championships and gave Twins fans everywhere a false sense of entitlement.

Suddenly, Twins fans everywhere became angered that star closer Joe Nathan could shut down the weak lineups of the American League Central but not the New York Yankees.

Then, they started pointing the finger at catcher Joe Mauer because he wasn’t hitting well over .400 and therefore wasn’t worth his $23 million a year salary.

And that was when the Twins were winning the division.

The Twins would take a fall from grace after 2010 and lose 195 games over the next two seasons. Mauer didn’t help his case by missing half the 2011 season with bi-lateral leg weakness, and suddenly the torches and pitch forks were out in Twins Territory.

They pleaded with Terry Ryan to do something, and became offended when other teams refused to take their garbage. Top free agents also spurned them because they had finished in the basement of the AL Central the past two seasons.

Still, some asked, “How dare they?” as the Twins are still an elite organization in their eyes despite the fact they haven’t won a playoff game since 2004.

As a loyal fan from the days where I just wanted to see Kirby Puckett come to the plate in a half-empty Metrodome, I cringe when I hear a spoiled Twins fan chew out Mauer for being injury prone despite playing in a career-high 147 games last season.

I guess to the victors, go the spoiled.

 

2. The Twins believe that winning the American League Central is like winning the World Series.

Fans of every organization in MLB dream of winning a World Series. The thrill of October is like nothing else when your team is involved, and for Twins fans they’ve seen plenty of postseason baseball.

It just hasn’t been of the quality variety.

That’s because the Twins have been obsessed with winning the division rather than focusing on a deep run into the playoffs.

For years, the Twins have looked impressive in their handling of the division, only to come unglued once they run into the New York Yankees in the American League Divisional Series.

A lot of that has to do with the handling of the team by manager Ron Gardenhire. When the Twins clinch the division, the team goes into shutdown mode where everyone is “emotionally drained.”

To counter that, Gardenhire lets his starters sit on the bench for several games at a time to make sure everybody is ready for the big postseason series ahead.

The end result is a three-game sweep.

Perhaps one more playoff run will change their thinking, but the Twins are a team that hears Queen’sWe Are The Champions a little bit differently than everybody else…

 

We are the American League Central Division Champions, my friend.

And we’ll keep on fighting until we win the division.

We are the American League Central Division Champions.

We are the American Leage Central Division Champions.

No time for losers, cause we are the American League Central Division Champions…of the world!

 

3. The Twins never keep elite talent.

Jerseys are expensive. Going to the ballpark to shell out $125 for a replica Johan Santana jersey was one of the biggest clothing investments of my life, but I figured it would be worth it because he was a key piece to the Twins’ success.

However, the marriage between the Twins and their last true ace went sour just a year later, and next thing I knew Santana was a member of the New York Mets.

That’s when I learned that nobody stays around in Minnesota for long.

Since the Twins came back from the baseball dead in 2001, the Twins have grown their own talent and watched them walk out the door to become key staples for other teams.

The Twins treat their players like high-priced chips at a poker table. The organization claims that their the Kenny Rogers of baseball, knowing when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em but in a lot of cases their moves backfire.

There was the decision to trade J.J. Hardy after one ineffective season because former general manager Bill Smith thought Tsuyoshi Nishioka was a better bet to hold down shortstop.

There was the other decision to let Torii Hunter walk because they thought at the end of a five-year contract, he’d be a shell of himself at 36 (he’s currently hitting .361 for the Detroit Tigers after a productive tenure with the Los Angeles Angels).

It’s a trend that’s likely to continue with 2006 American League MVP Justin Morneau on the trading block, and super prospects Miguel Sano and Byron Buxton rising through the system.

Odds are that the front office will deem Buxton and Sano too expensive to keep around, and trade them for a bunch of prospects that will likely flame out like the trade that sent Santana to the Mets.

 

4. The Twins always play for the future instead of going all-in.

Once every year, you see a team go all-in on a player because they think that it’s the final piece to building a championship roster.

Unfortunately, that team never seems to be the Twins.

Instead of realizing their time is now, the Twins always believe that their time is two or three seasons down the road.

As they let quality players walk out the door for greener pastures, the belief is that the younger players in the organization are ready to step in and seamlessly fill in their spot.

That’s why you never see the Twins step up and offer a massive contract to Zack Grienke even though their starting rotation looked worse than your beer league softball team.

It’s also why you’ll never see them offer a pair of top prospects to get an established second or third baseman rather than praying that Brian Dozier and Trevor Plouffe will hit above .230.

Brian Dozier

This aspect becomes extremely frustrating when the Twins are in the mix to be something more than American League Central division champions of the world, and sit on their hands while a fellow contender swoops in and picks them up for an affordable price.

 

5. The Pohlad family is incredibly cheap.

When the Twins came to Minnesota in the spring of 1961, they were owned by Calvin Griffith. He was a man that liked to value a dollar, and it resulted in several teams that were ok, but not World Series contenders during the early years of the franchise.

The Griffith era lasted throughout the 60s and 70s before Carl Pohlad stepped in and bought the team in 1984. With a large bank account, some could have guessed that some of these star players would be kept and the franchise would rise to baseball’s elite.

That didn’t happen.

While the Pohlad era netted two World Series championships in 1987 and 1991, the era was also known for getting rid of key players and refusing to cave into the increasing price of contract demands around MLB.

He also threatened the Twin Cities by agreeing to move the team to North Carolina in an effort to get a new stadium. When that didn’t work, Pohlad decided that the next best thing was to eliminate the team completely and pad his already fat wallet by another $150 million.

Of course, neither of those ploys worked and the financing for what would be known as Target Field was finalized in May 2006.

Pohlad would never see the new crown jewel of Minneapolis (he died in 2009), but his children have picked up right where their father left off, jacking up ticket prices with the arrival of Target Field in 2010 and dropping payroll every year after.

There have been exceptions with the Twins giving catcher Joe Mauer one of the richest contracts in baseball history, but overall the Pohlads have refused to foot the bill for building a contending franchise.

Maybe they’re just waiting for the future so they can sell them off again, and thus goes the cycle of being a Twins fan.

Chris Schad is a lifelong Twins follower that has spent a majority of his life cheering them on through the dark ’90s and success of five American League Central championships in the 2000s. His work has been published on Bleacher Report.

They Are Still Dead!

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And they will stay dead!! Well, at least some of them will…

27 Reasons Why Luke Skywalker is the Worst!

From Louis Peitzman at Buzzfeed.com.

1. First off, it’s just not cool when you say it like that. Take a breath first.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

2. THAT HAIR. No one is taking you seriously.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

3. LOL, can you not?

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

4. And what are you even wearing?! OK, we’re getting off track.

And what are you even wearing?! OK, we're getting off track.

5. So, he’s got MAJOR Daddy issues. It’s all he ever talks about!

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

6. And when he finally finds him, he makes this RIDICULOUS face.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

7. Like, just take a moment. Horrible.

Like, just take a moment. Horrible.

8. He opts out of fighting. Yeah, OK, good luck with that.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

9. Maybe because he SUCKS at it. This floating ball kicks his ass.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

10. LOL KICK FAIL.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

11. And then when he does fight, it’s like, OOPS.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

12. He is ill-equipped to be handling weapons.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

13. Would YOU trust this guy with a lightsaber?

Would YOU trust this guy with a lightsaber?

14. That’s right. You just play with your toys.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

15. He TALKS a big game, but get real.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

16. I mean, he acts like he’s not scared to fight, and then — BIG GULP.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

17. Terrible time to pass out. Who does that?!

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

18. Remember when he just let the Emperor do this for a while?

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

19. Oh, the only romance he gets is from his SISTER.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

20. Yeaaah, I wouldn’t brag.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

21. Also he’s just kind of rude.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

22. I can’t believe you don’t shut up!

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

23. Remember, when someone makes this face at you, it’s because you DESERVE THIS FACE.

Remember, when someone makes this face at you, it's because you DESERVE THIS FACE.

24. And he’s so self-absorbed. He made Leia comfort him when Obi-Wan died, like 10 seconds after HER WHOLE PLANET WAS DESTROYED. Dude.

And he's so self-absorbed. He made Leia comfort him when Obi-Wan died, like 10 seconds after HER WHOLE PLANET WAS DESTROYED. Dude.

25. Even Yoda thinks you suck.

Even Yoda thinks you suck.

26. Surprise, surprise. He’s pouting now.

27 Reasons Luke Skywalker Is The Absolute Worst

27. OK, once more for the road.

OK, once more for the road.

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