Terrible Fantasy Football Week 4!!

Both of these guys are legitimate picks despite their “supserstar” status…

It is back! This is our fourth week of playing and this has become a rather fun event. Justin Anderson, a friend of the website living in Canada, won last week dethroning our previous champ who had a two week run. If you are new to this game, the goal is to pick THE WORST TEAM you can out of the players who are starting on Sunday. WE ONLY DO SUNDAY GAMES! Click here for the pool of players that are legal for this week:WORST FOOTBALL TEAM WEEK 4 PLAYER POOL

*ISSAC REDMAN IS NOW SLATED TO BE THE STEELERS STARTED. JONATHAN DWYER WILL PLAY BACKUP. DO NOT PICK DWYER!

*BRANDON LeFELL IS EXPECTED TO MISS THIS GAME. HIS REPLACEMENT IS LOUIS MURPHY!

Who ever has THE LOWEST score wins. So really, we are playing golf. So pick a four pack of bums and get in the game! Here are the rules for a quick refresher.

-Each team will be comprised of one QB, RB, WR and TE. The game is meant to be simple. Pick one of each.

-Each player picked for each position must be a STARTER and must be PLAYING that week. (For instance, you may not pick Matt Cassel because he is hurt, but you may pick Brady Quinn.)

-Your RB slot has to be filled with the first string (and starting) RB from a team. You may not use full backs or H backs.

-Each NFL team in real life has two WR’s that start. You may pick either of them as long as they are playing that week. So, you may pick either Desean Jackson or Jeremy Maclin on the Eagles as your WR if you wanted.

-Use the official team Depth Chart to determine starting status. Other team owners may challenge a pick.

-Scoring is standard scoring. All touchdowns count as 6 points (including passing TD’s). 25 throwing yards equals 1 point. 10 yards rushing and receiving equals 1 point. -2 for fumbles and INT’s.

-No decimal point scoring.

-No Monday night players. The reason for this is we will be able to get some instant gratification Sunday night. I will post the winners then.

I am personally done picking this guy. Dude burns me every week.

As we do every week, I will provide you with my team and friend of the site Brandon’s teams. Here they are:

Jeff: QB Carson Palmer, Oak – RB Chris Johnson, Ten – WR Jerome Simpson, Min – TE Zach Miller, Min

Brandon: QB Matt Hassleback, Ten –  RB Benjarvis Green-Ellis, Cin – WR Earl Bennett, Chi – TE Kelen Davis, Chi

Again, here are the players to use from the player pool. WORST FOOTBALL TEAM WEEK 4 PLAYER POOL. IF YOU PICK A PLAYER OTHER THAN ON THE POOL OR YOU PICK A PLAYER THAT DOES NOT START OR PLAY, YOU WILL BE GIVEN A DEFAULT SCORE OF 15 FOR THAT POSITION.

*ISSAC REDMAN IS NOW SLATED TO BE THE STEELERS STARTED. JONATHAN DWYER WILL PLAY BACKUP. DO NOT PICK DWYER!

*BRANDON LeFELL IS EXPECTED TO MISS THIS GAME. HIS REPLACEMENT IS LOUIS MURPHY!

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11 Comments

  1. Team Sam Mark
    QB: Skelton
    RB: Ballard
    WR: Louis Murphy
    TE: Housler

    Reply
  2. andersoner14

     /  November 2, 2012

    Easy
    qb-Matt Hasselback
    rb-Alex Green
    wr-, Jerome Simpson
    te-Mercedes Lewis

    Reply
  3. Ish

     /  November 2, 2012

    QB John Skelton ARI
    RB Vick Ballard IND
    WR Golden Tate SEA
    TE Jermichael Finley GB

    Reply
  4. AB

     /  November 2, 2012

    Gotta go with my boy, Ryan!

    Ryan Tannehill – Mia QB
    Vick Ballard – Ind RB
    Stevie Johnson – Buf WR
    Niles Paul – Wash TE

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  5. QB – Blaine Gabbert
    RB – Felix Jones
    WR – Golden Tate
    TE – Jermichael Finley

    Don’t care if Finley is already taken, that’s cause he’s the worst TE ever.

    Reply
  6. Piece of cake, fatty. These are for The Daily Upper Decker:

    QB – Christian Ponder
    RB – Chris Johnson
    WR – Antonio Brown
    TE – Kyle Rudolph

    Reply
  7. And these are the piles of shit I will draft as myself, Tommy Gimler:

    QB – Christian Ponder
    RB – Alex Green
    WR – Brian Hartline
    TE – Dennis Pitta

    Reply
  8. muktown

     /  November 2, 2012

    QB- Jay Cutler
    RB- Matt Forte
    WR- Brandon Marshall
    TE- Kellen Davis

    Reply
  9. Stu

     /  November 4, 2012

    Carson Palmer.Vick Ballard, Louis Murphy (Brandon LaFell), Martellus Bennet

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  10. QB – Brandon Weeden
    RB:- Larod Stephens Howling
    WR – Cecil Shorts
    TE – Kellen Davis

    Reply
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