10 Reasons Star Wars Movies Are Already Disney Movies!

From College Humor comes another good list. Sorry nerds, but that Star Wars thing you love and hate more than anything is already just like all the Disney movies. Here’s proof:

1. They all have sequels/prequels no one wanted

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2. The heroes have dead or missing parents

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3. The villains are fat and ugly

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4. Racist comic relief characters are hilarious!

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5. Dwarfs are hilarious!

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6. Cool training sessions where the heroes learn about life and ass-kicking impossibly quickly

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7. Plenty of magical blue advice-giving ghosts

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8. Big musical numbers featuring non-humans

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9. Pervy undertones some fans don’t want to think about

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10. EITHER WAY THEY’RE JUST MOVIES AND YOU NEED TO FINDSOME OTHER HOBBIES.

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And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

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4 Comments

  1. Nice comparisons :)

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  2. Lol. never thought of this.. very cool :)

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  3. Disney has made some of the greatest films of all-time and is doing great things with character development in their more recent films. They have broken my heart a lot less than Lucas.

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