Futile Fantasy Football Week 8!

Meet Samantha Steele. This is Christian Ponder’s girlfriend. She is also an ESPN reporter. Basically, Christian probably is never too unhappy with a loss…Pick him this week.

It has felt like forever, but we are finally back with week 8! I personally won over thanksgiving with a flawless victory…picking the best team possible. This week, I look to make it two in row. Think you can stop me? Let’s get to the players and rules:

PLEASE MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE AVAILABLE PLAYERS THIS WEEK! I have started to take out players to make it much more difficult. If there not a player in a space (for instance, Pittsburgh QB is currently blank), that means no one from that team can be picked. Some teams also have only one WR to choose from now. So make sure you look. If you choose an illegal player, you will get an automatic 15 points…and that will about seal your loss. Here is the list of players: WORST FOOTBALL TEAM WEEK 8

Here is a real quick breakdown of the rules: remember, you are trying to pick THE WORST team points wise, so cheer for futility.

Who ever has THE LOWEST score wins. So really, we are playing golf. So pick a four pack of bums and get in the game! Here are the rules for a quick refresher.

-Each team will be comprised of one QB, RB, WR and TE. The game is meant to be simple. Pick one of each.

-Each player picked for each position must be a STARTER and must be PLAYING that week. (For instance, you may not pick Matt Cassel because he is hurt, but you may pick Brady Quinn.)

-Your RB slot has to be filled with the first string (and starting) RB from a team. You may not use full backs or H backs.

-Each NFL team in real life has two WR’s that start. You may pick either of them as long as they are playing that week. So, you may pick either Desean Jackson or Jeremy Maclin on the Eagles as your WR if you wanted.

-Use the official team Depth Chart to determine starting status. Other team owners may challenge a pick.

-Scoring is standard scoring. All touchdowns count as 6 points (including passing TD’s). 25 throwing yards equals 1 point. 10 yards rushing and receiving equals 1 point. -2 for fumbles and INT’s.

-No decimal point scoring.

-No Monday night players. The reason for this is we will be able to get some instant gratification Sunday night. I will post the winners then.

Bryce Brown was anything but Futile last week…anyone have the guts to take him this week though?

Here is the available players you can choose from one more time: WORST FOOTBALL TEAM WEEK 8

So, here is my team: QB – Jay Cutler, RB – Stephen Jackson, WR – Jeremy Maclin, TE – Tony Moeiaki

Leave your team down in the comments and check back Sunday night for the results! Good luck losers.

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9 Comments

  1. Chad Henne – Jax QB
    Darren McFadden – Oak RB
    Mike Williams – TB WR
    Brent Celek – Phi WR

    Reply
  2. Ryan

     /  November 30, 2012

    How is Lindley not available for AZ? He’s definitely starting and is by far the worst QB in the league.

    Anyways,
    Russell Wilson-QB
    LaRod Stephens Howling-RB
    Randy Moss-WR
    Ben Watson-TE

    Reply
  3. Ryan Tannehill
    Jonathan Stewart
    Moore, Bey
    Jermichael Finley

    Reply
  4. TEAM SAM “BEST SCORE EVER” MARK
    QB – Mark Sanchez
    RB – LaRod Stevens Howling
    WR – Randy Moss
    TE – Zack Miller

    Reply
  5. qb: Sam Bradford
    rb: johnathon stewart (backup Felix jones)
    wr: brandon gibson
    te: Anthoney Fasano

    Reply
  6. Ish

     /  December 2, 2012

    QB Nick Foles PHI
    rb James Starks GB
    WR Golden Tate Sea
    te Kellen Davis CHI

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  7. b-sef

     /  December 2, 2012

    Cutler, Starks, Little, Pitta

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  8. I can’t believe I forgot to do this. I’m doing tonight’s game’s starters only then.

    QB – Nick Foles
    RB – Demarco Murray
    WR – Jeremy Maclin
    TE – Brent Celek

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