Futile Fantasy Football Week 9!

“Thank god Mark Sanchez is still starting…people will keep talking about him…” -CP

We are back for the 9th week in a row! Last week, Sam Mark picked a squad that put up a Zero! This week, Mark Sanchez is NOT available to pick. Sorry dudes, but this is starting to get harder and harder. Good luck this week!

PLEASE MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE AVAILABLE PLAYERS THIS WEEK! I have started to take out players to make it much more difficult. If there not a player in a space (for instance, Jets QB is currently blank), that means no one from that team can be picked. Some teams also have only one WR to choose from now. So make sure you look. If you choose an illegal player, you will get an automatic 15 points…and that will about seal your loss. Here is the list of players: WORST FOOTBALL TEAM WEEK 9

*Nick Foles is the Eagles QB, not Mike Vick.

*James Starks is not playing. There will be NO RB OPTION FOR GREEN BAY this week.

*Cecil Shorts is also OUT for the Jaguars. He is not available to pick.

Here is a real quick breakdown of the rules: remember, you are trying to pick THE WORST team points wise, so cheer for futility.

Who ever has THE LOWEST score wins. So really, we are playing golf. So pick a four pack of bums and get in the game! Here are the rules for a quick refresher.

-Each team will be comprised of one QB, RB, WR and TE. The game is meant to be simple. Pick one of each.

-Each player picked for each position must be a STARTER and must be PLAYING that week. (For instance, you may not pick Matt Cassel because he is hurt, but you may pick Brady Quinn.)

-Your RB slot has to be filled with the first string (and starting) RB from a team. You may not use full backs or H backs.

-Each NFL team in real life has two WR’s that start. You may pick either of them as long as they are playing that week. So, you may pick either Desean Jackson or Jeremy Maclin on the Eagles as your WR if you wanted.

-Use the official team Depth Chart to determine starting status. Other team owners may challenge a pick.

-Scoring is standard scoring. All touchdowns count as 6 points (including passing TD’s). 25 throwing yards equals 1 point. 10 yards rushing and receiving equals 1 point. -2 for fumbles and INT’s.

-No decimal point scoring.

-No Monday night players. The reason for this is we will be able to get some instant gratification Sunday night. I will post the winners then.

Is this the most unlucky person in the NFL or what?!

Here is the available players you can choose from one more time: WORST FOOTBALL TEAM WEEK 9

So, here is my team: QB – Christian Ponder, RB – Reggie Bush, WR – Larry Fitzgerald, TE – Kellen Davis

Leave your team down in the comments and check back Sunday night for the results! Good luck losers.

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  1. TEAM SAM “WILL HE DO IT AGAIN?” MARK
    QB – RYAN TANNEHILL
    WR – ROBERT MEACHAM
    RB – REGGIE BUSH
    TE – ZACK MILLER

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  2. Ryan

     /  December 7, 2012

    QB-Christian Ponder
    RB-Rashard Mendenhall
    WR-Jarious Wright
    TE-Tony Moeiaki

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  3. Ish

     /  December 9, 2012

    QB Ben Rothlisberger PIT
    RB Shonn Greene NYJ
    WR Jeremy Maclin PHI
    TE Dennis Pitta BAL

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  4. Damn. Forgot again. This time it was the alcohol’s fault, though.

    QB – Stafford
    WR – Nate Burleson
    RB – Mikel Leagues
    Te – Brandon Pettigrew

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  5. Hahaha. Leagues. Ironically, it was my smart phone that corrected Leshoure.

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  6. Mendenhall wasn’t a starter… RYAN

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